Kevin Swed
"Woke up at the Deer Park, with a crab cake in my hand. Whose crabcake, what crabcake? I don't know anything about any crabcake! Do you, YOU, feel like Tom U.?" - The Deer Park Crew Ode to Tom U. after he was fired for eating an unauthorized crabcake. You were loved, man! A legend, a fixture. Like Earth, you once described me to a girl as "Harmless". Beers with you and Dee on the night before stir, we saw you off man, we very few. And after, when I saw you at work, I ran to the hiring manager and yelled, "That guy you just interviewed is a genius. He'll re-wire your whole department." "That's what I'm afraid of." YOu don't know what you missed "Irv" After meeting Snake, I said "Tom, I'm getting old. I got to get me an animal name too." And you told me your own totem spirit. Petting the Beagle on the Pencader lawn on a glorious sunny spring day while I was blowing off work. Sorry to be finding out just now, but I had a dread memory, and I just had to look. Love you, man. You're still a part of every part of the hologram.


